221cbakerstreet:

you-pray-too-loud-pickebicke:

joshoohahhhhhh:

awwww-cute:

A baby chinchilla

why is this the first time I’ve seen a baby chinchilla

Because the world wasn’t ready for the sheer cuteness.

SMALLLLL

thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

(via absentfromthemindd)

creak:

you’re the fucking devil

raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

image

(via theskyoutsidethecity)

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?

His mummy.

i lost 10 followers already

(via thefuuuucomics)